A STORY for OLLIE.
Once upon a time in the middle of Ireland there was a great big field, an enormous field that touched the the sea on each side.
Each of the seas were a different size, the one on the left was a little sea that touched England. The colour of this sea was bright blue and from a high flying plane a small boy was able to see boats going backwards and forwards between the two countries.
The sea on the other side was green with great big waves and nothing but wave after wave for miles and miles, though it was rumoured
that after thousands of miles there was another country, but as none on this side have ever seen it - well perhaps it may not be there at all, at all!
A boy who is called Ollie was on the plane taking his Mummy & Daddy to Ireland for a holiday to see his Grandpa & Granny and their dog Toby. It was to be a special treat for his parents as they had been ever so good to him for the past twelve months, by taking him out a weekends and running errands for him.
Ollie knew that they enjoyed going on planes for he knew that it was the quickest way of going to see Grandpa & Granny.
They flew directly to Dublin from Birmingham without having to stop on the Moon as many other planes had to when flying in from
other places and planets.
Ollie had a special job to do once he got Ireland, for there was a man in the big field who owned a red tractor which was driving
around and around in circles not knowing how to stop.
Which is why Grandpa phoned up Ollie for his help.
It was a special help that only the two of them could do together. It involved sprinkling special dust in front of the tractor before it would stop.
Grandpa's legs would not go fast enough to catch the tractor but he knew no one better or faster than young Ollie.
The man in the tractor was getting ever so hungry because he had been going in circles for weeks on end and had only managed to catch a few of the sandwiches that Grandpa threw at him every day. It being Ireland he wasn't thirsty because it rained every other day and caught the rain water in a bucket and drank from it. With the remainder he was able to wash his face and clean his teeth.
Eventually Ollie's Daddy managed to locate the car that took them to Granny & Grandpa's very old cottage, that some people said was in the middle of nowhere; Ollie didn't like that description very much because quite logically every where was in the middle of somewhere.
There are some very silly people about with the silliest of sayings, for as Grandpa had often said to Ollie "why even the fairies know where we live."
Granny too agreed with this sentiment for she like Grandpa was on very good terms with the Fairies. Granny was also friends with the old Wizard who lived beneath an Ash tree just along the road from them, in a large house that was bigger and older than where Granny & Grandpa lived.
The Wizard's house had stone stairs and low doorways. His customary greeting to the callers that he liked was Mind your heads!.
To those he didn't like, no warning was given and when they banged their heads he would spin them around to point them in the other direction. And so they would find themselves back at home. Such was the strength of his Magic.
Granny had been to visit the Wizard to get from him the Special Dust that Ollie was to sprinkle in front of the tractors wheels to stop the engine.
There were of course careful instructions on how this was to be done, of what to carry the powder in, for it could not be anything made of metal
nor could it be made of cloth. Only an earthenware bowl that had been washed in moonlight, licked by Toby and blessed by the chief Fairy would do the job. And only Granny could carry the bowl while Ollie, using a spoon made of green holly, sprinkled the potent dust in front of the tractor wheels at noon.
Soon Ollie and Granny had done their jobs exactly to the Wizards' instructions. The tractor stopped and Grandpa helped the man down off the tractor and took him home in a wheel barrow for the poor man was totally exhausted.
He slept soundly in his bed for nine days waking only each morning as the cock crowed and then went back to sleep again.
On the ninth day he awoke had his stir-about ( porridge) for breakfast and cycled on his bike to Granny & Grandpa's cottage, where he found Ollie and gave him a big shiny red tractor all of his own.